如果我说 爱没有如果
错过就过 你是不是会难过
若如果拿来当借口
那是不是有一点弱

如果我说 爱没有如果
真的爱我 就放手一搏
还想什么 还怕什么
快牵起我的手

有人说
世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死
而是我就站在你面前 你却不知道我爱你
我常说
如果人类连爱一个人都被自己绑住
那世界末日已来到
不需要等到地球毁灭掉的那天

如果 如果 如果 如果 如果
最后变成如果 我也不能接受
错过 错过 错过 错过 错过
我比你更难过 不会一错再错
嗯 这次不要再轻易错过

I know i have not been updating the blog, but i really have nothing to say about all these days. Exams period, sian-ness to the max. Hmm, anyway my results are quite good and shocking to me. I knew i didnt put in effort, but the results are good. Tyco maybe?

English - 55, C5
Chinese - 50, C6
EMaths - 64, B4 (i could have done better><)
AMaths - 26, F9 (totally no effort in studying AMaths)
PurePhyics - 70, A2 (Top in class, like my Sec 1 and 2 class)
PureChem- 56, C5 (Many fail, i am lucky that i passed)
Geog - 20/25
SS - 17/25
Geog + SS (Combined) - 74/100, A2

Now Holidays alrdy, feeling so moodless. I have a Basketball, and remedials.
1st, 8th, 10th, 12th June basketball training. 4th to 6th June basketball camp. 15th, 17th, 19th June Basketball Inter School League.
3rd June Chinese Oral, 4th June Phyics remedial, 9th June Chem remedial, 8th to 12th AMaths remedials. SUUUUUUCCCKKKKKS.

Here are some yellow jokes you can laugh at. Altho its very long, but just be patient and read, sure laugh later on. I laugh til peng! :D

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.
He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"

*I still got more if you want more, ask me in msn.

Tell me she knows, I don't think so. If you knows, please give me obvious hints.
Don't let me lost in the dark, thinking we are impossible my dear.
I've been looking for that someone, dreams can't take the place of loving you.
There's a million reasons why it's true.
When you look me in the eyes, I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I found my paradise, when you look me in the eyes.
No one knows why I'm into you,
Cause you'll never know what its like to walk in my shoes.
When you are by my side, I hold my head up but I have tongue-tied and speechless.
And now I just can't seem to understand you.
Just wanna be with you. 为何你Cinderella 留给我一望无际的思念.
你的笑容能让我开心一整夜, 好像拥有你在我生边. 让灰暗世界变成晴天.
如果真的不能在一起也没关系, 至少你懂我的心会在想你.
Or maybe 是我自做多情. Hmm, hope not.

"有人说,世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死. 而是我就站在你面前, 你却不知道我爱你"