Today's post is about
Michael Jackson, My all time favorite idol. The King Of Pop. The Legend. No one in the world doesn't know him.
I really feel very sad for him sia. Today when I was sleeping, Aloy msged me, "KNN LA. YOU JUST TALK ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON YESTERDAY, HE JUST DIED!" I jitao wake up. And I talk good things about Michael Jackson, not bad things. Who knows he was pronounce dead at 2.26pm. And Thats around the time I talk to Aloy about him I think.

Michael Jackson - RIP June 25, 2009

"Jackson ranked alongside Elvis Presley and the Beatles as the biggest pop sensations of all time. He united two of music's biggest names when he was briefly married to Presley's daughter, Lisa Marie. Jackson's sudden death immediately evoked comparisons to that of Presley himself, who died at age 42 in 1977."


"On the Sad morning of June 25, 2009 Michael Jackson was discovered collapsed at his rental home in Los Angeles. 911 emergency services responded promptly at 12:21 pm Pacific time arriving at 12:30 pm to find Michael unconscious and not breathing. He was rushed to the UCLA Medical Center and after a brief slip into a coma Michael was pronounced dead at 2:26pm; the cause reported as cardiac arrest. The Los Angeles Police Department has opened an investigation and an autopsy is scheduled for Friday, June 26, 2009."

Cardiac Arrest -
Cardiac Arrest is the abrupt of normal circulation of the blood due to failure of the heart. "Arrested" blood circulation prevents delivery of oxygen to all parts of the body. Lack of oxygen supply to the brain, causes victims to lose consciousness and to stop normal breathing, although agonal breathing may still occur. The primary first-aid treatment for cardiac arrest is cardiopulmonary resuscitation (commonly known as CPR) which provides circulatory support until availability of definitive medical treatment.


This is his album, I first listened 8years ago. It really brings memories. That album was bought by my father when my father was younger.

Inside Joke - "Michael Jackson cannot die so early! He haven't teach me Sunwalk yet! Which is looks like moving backward, but actually is moving forward, totally opposite from Moonwalk."


Even he dies, His songs doesn't!

Woke up at 10am today. Today's planning suppose to be going to play basketball at 209 with XuanWei, Wilson and the 2 Dunman girls. O_O dont know whats the name, didnt talk before also. LOL! But it rained, so decide to watch movieeee!:D Actually watching "Ghost Of The Girlfriend's Past" with Alicia, but end up she says she dont want watch alrdy. Awww, so sad. I wanted to watch that show, and that show is not showing in cinema soon. So watch Transformer with Aloysius and XuanWei. Asked JiaWei to come along, but he just woke up. So didnt follow us along. "TRANSFORMER II : THE REVENGE OF THE FALLEN" IS DAMN NICE! I would rate it 5/5. HAHAHA! I really recommend you peoples to watch it.



AND I DONT KNOW WHY I SUDDENLY SO OBSESSED WITH MEGAN FOX. MYGOD! I THINK SHE IS THE THE HOTTEST BABE IN GOD'S CREATION. HAHAHA! And I am not pervert. I just admires and adores her.

This is in "Transformers"


This is in "Transformers II:Revenge Of The Fallen


AINT SHES A HOT BABE?! Her sexy curves. One word, WOW! She used to be World Sexiest Woman. But now 2nd._. Cant believe it. HAHAHA! Optimus Prime, the leader of Autobots. He is seriously damn cool. When you listen the BASS and the sound. WAH! Never bluff you sia, got 1 very.... very what the feeling. DAMN COOL! When you people gonna watch it, look carefully at his moves. His fighting moves are so... WHATEVER. UNDESCRIBEABLE! DAMN NICE!^^


Anyway, after the movie, actually meeting Alicia to go Bugis shopping with me. But Alicia end up say dont want, cause she dont know XuanWei and Aloy. LOL! Okay, I went to Tampines 1's Topman, Bugis's Topman, Bugis Street and Spade shop. Total I spend $99 on 3 shirts, 1 bermudas. Tmd. Pocket jitao 1 hole. HAHAHA! After that, Aloy went home. Me and XuanWei go eat and homed too. THATS ALL FOR TODAY! JUST REMEMBER MEGAN FOX IS HOT! Byeee... Go emo alrdy. Today isnt a good day for me. :(

Yesterday we won Catholic High by 18points. Cool lehhh... 18 points sia! HAHAHAH! Our defense super on form at that time. Ball reach half court, we intercept, steal or make it turn over. WOOOO! Anyway, here's the result.
1st - Yuying Sec
2nd - Christ Church Sec
3rd - Yishun Sec
4th - Springfield Sec
5th - East View Sec
6th - Catholic High
7th - Ahmad Ibrahim Sec
8th - Bowen Sec

Oh well. We could have at least been in the top 3, those matches that we lost, we shouldnt lose it at the first place. Sadsad. ANYWAY, after that, midnight around 1am plus, JiaWei lanjiao idea of going out to Andy house to eat supper. So ZhiQing, Alicia, Andy, JiaWei and me went Andy house there de kopitiam eat roti prata and jokes all over. Actually dont want go, but yi ge liang ge tempt me._. At first was Alicia say JiaWei want come bedok eat supper, ask me along, i say dont want. Later on, Andy ask me along, abit tempted alrdy. Then I tell ZhiQing, "Wah, JiaWei, Andy, Alicia all siao one, so late want go Andy house there eat prata!" ZhiQing say, "I GOING ALSO!" I jitao, "O M G, you serious?" LOL! Suddenly so many people go, and in the end tempted and went to eat prata._. I went back home first, cause my Father bringing me home, all of them still chatting there. WOOOHOOOO~
Lets talk about today, which is now, this morning 10am. I overslept and suppose to go basketball marathon match against 9 schools, from 11am to 3pm. But when i reach school's bus stop, FatFat called me and ask me go home, say Chung Cheng High got people tio H1N1. My mind is half happy half sad. Happy - no need take the 1 hour ride there. Sad - Need take bus home. LOL! BAICHIII! Thats all~ bb!

我或许没有别的梦,
唯一的是我爱你你也爱我.
多想要留住这一秒钟,
你每天晚餐都陪我,
美味比不过你温柔
从此以后我爱你你爱我.

EV Basketball League
First game lost to Springfield 5points, by accident. Its our bad, no one to blame.
Second game lost to Christ Church 16points, cause we ran out of energy and our reserves are not strong.
Third game won Bowen 47points, our team's defense got back.
I am getting irritated by my performance on court these few days. I dont know why my usual standard drop by so much. Even Coach says that, so am I. I have lost most of my confidence in basketball. Now I hardly drive in for the lay up cause no confidence, and I keep shooting, I dont know why._. WEILUN AH WEILUN! WAKE UPPPP! Must find ways to get my confidence back. Friday against Catholic HIgh. Hope I gain back my confidence and I am on form!:D

Sunday,
XuanWei suddenly called me up, says he is bored. So bring him go ECP play. LOL. Darryl actually coming along, but XuanWei wanna go home early. So told Darryl not to come alrdy, sorry~. Was eating and ZhiQing called me to watch movie with her, Alicia and their KFC friend, ShiWei. And this ShiWei is a guy, the other ShiWei I knew is a girl. HAHAHAH. Parkway Parade bus to Bedok Inter and train to Bugis meet them. And they told me something stupid about Alicia, and its really stupid. HAHAH. Alicia went to withdraw $20, then her card come out, she take card never take money then walk off alrdy. LOL! This type of people also got. HAHAHAH. Baichi sia. Then Alicia emo emo and we walk around BugisStreet and iluma mall rounds and rounds. After ShiWei came, we went to Mac and slack while waiting for our 10pm movie, "Drag Me To Hell" again. HAHAH. Told them the mee goreng thing, and all laugh. HAHAH! Dont you gues think its mee goreng?:D Chickenmacnugget, balachiam. 2nd time went to iluma for movie and 2nd time cold til fa dou inside._. Movie ended and we came out, its alrdy 11.45pm. Separated from bus stop, me and Alicia took 197 to Bedok Inter, ZhiQing wait for her bus, so does ShiWei. Reach Bedok Inter and meet my mother, told my father to shun bian fetch Alicia home, cause no more bus alrdy and its late. While waiting for my father at bus stop, we were all watch at least 10 big, fat, baby rats running around. Jumping on to the rubbish bin. First time saw so many rats in a single place, so cute and amazed by those rats. Reached home, finish my chendol and went to bed at 3am.
Today,
Woke up at 6am, fucking restless and tired. Packed my things and got off to school for match. We lost 2 games today, was really disappointed. 2 schools that were weaker than us, actually beat us. We didnt play well. 1st game, I played quite well, did defense, shooting the 2s and 3s, fastbreaks etc. 2nd game was a totally shitass game for me. Did very badly. VERY BADLY. Was tired. Well, we took the experience anyway, a lesson that teach us to be hardworking. Left the school at 4plus, went to eat and homed. Slept all the way after I reached home. Thats all for todayyy~


I can't believe you were the one
To build me up and tear me down,
Like an old abandoned house.
You took a hammer to these walls,
Dragged the memories down the hall.
What you said sometimes,
Just left me cold and out of breath.
I fell too far, was in way too deep.
Guess I let you get the best of me.

Lost to Yuying! OH AM GEE. But its alright, cause its a friendly and 1 quater is 15min, we played like 6 quater? Imagine how tired. LOL! We were leading all the way til 4th quater they catch up and win us, and thats when I get frustrated. We seniors really push ourselves in the match. The Sec 2 are really rubbish. Totallyyyy. They are really weak. Training dont come, formation all dont know, bad pass so many, is alrdy cannot shoot still kay kiang go shoot, no strength\ aggressive\ speed and alertness. Total noobshit. They dont know how to self-reflection. If you guys are reading please take this in mind. Go self-reflect. Go think how you can improve yourself and be serious in training. You guys are really too weak for a Sec 2 basketball team, and you guys think you can sit bench be reserve, depend on us and take Top 4 in East Zone again? Nah, if you thinking this way, why not you guys train harder so that its easier for us to reach our target? Being aggressive/ fast/ alert and smart are important, and you have to be disciplined. Go think about it man. I am really irritated by you guys and I expect you guys to be strong.
When I was Sec 1, we kept got thrashed by other schools because our seniors are not strong and the ones that are playing is only we guys, Sec 1. Ever since, we got thrashed terribly, everyone of us did self-reflection and we told ourselves not to get thrash badly anymore. We attend training, train hard, play hard. And this is our result, we improved by a lot. What about you guys, Sec 2. After getting thrashed so many times, dont you think its time to make a change?._.

ALRIGHTTT. SHALL STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS! :)

Went to watched movie with XuanWei after match. Watched, "Land Of The Lost". Its a really good comedy mooV! Hahaha. After that homed! Cause we were really tired. HAHAH.

Peoples who support Lakers in the Finals:
- Coach
- Yonglong
- ShiWei
- XuanWei
- Muhsin
- JingHeng
Peoples who support Magics in the Finals:
- FatFat
- Aloysius
- Kenneth
- YiJun
Lakers is gonna be the Champion of NBA 2009! HAHAH! Now Lakers already 3:1 against Magics alrdy. Lakers WAN SUIII~!

I FEEL VERY LONELYYYYYY~ :(((

If you happy and you know you shout " I AM VERY SAD! "
HAHAHAHA! LAME GE LAO SAI! LOL! This "ge lao sai" saying is so long ago, and recently ZhiQing just used and I peng laughing at it. Sounds really funny after so long no one use it. Anyway, " I AM VERY SAD! " today. LOL! Woke up at 9am and went to AMaths remedial. Brenna was there, it was the last remedial class....! THATS GOOD AND BAD NEWS! After that, went home and help Father do something. Sorry ShiWei and YiJun, made you to walk around 1hour waiting for me. HAHAH! But I did treat both of you popcorn combo yeah!:D Watched "DRAG ME TO HELL", I swear its nice and lame. LOL! It is a combination of, Horror/ Gore/ Disturbing scenes/ Comedy/ Action. HAHAH! They frighten you with loud sounds effect and scene, next second, look carefully, NEXT SECOND, they show you something funny, laugh my ass off! WOOO! HAHAH! And I rmb one part where the old granny vomit out something on this girl named Cristine Brown, I SAW IT VERY VERY VERY CLEARLY that the old granny is vomiting "MEE GORENG"! HAHAH! Cfm is Mee Goreng one, cause I saw vegetables also. HAHAH! Told them and they laughed, saying that its not. Hmm, Some parts are really very exciting.:) Really recommend you guys to watch it. I rate it 7/10. After the show, walk around. O_O LOL! I walk normal speed, dont know who say I walk damn fast, like want to rush to somewhere. LOL! Anyway, sorry, just now quiet quiet. LOL! Ren jia hui shy. HAHAHAH!^^V

Movies I wanna watch:
1) Ghost of girlfriends past
2) The taking of Pelham 123
3) Transformer 2, Revenge of the fallen
4) Duplicity
5) Public enemies
6) Obsessed
7) Final Destination 4 ( I think 25thAug out )
8) The last house on the left ( 20thAug out )
9) Orphan ( 13thAug out )
10) G.I Joe ( 6thAug out )
11) Fighting

WOW! One whole list, LOL! Gonna watch all those ghost and horror movies with ShiWei, we share the same interest of liking horror shows!:D COOOL MANNNN. Gotta go now~ I'm gonna eat DURIANNNNNNNNN again and sleep. Tomorrow have friendly against Yuying Sec. BYE GUYS!

Hey yo, niggers! Back from my basketball camppppp!
Day One
Reach school at 9.15am. Late by 15mins. LOL! And self-training started. We started by PT (Physical Torture or Physical Training). Went to gym and I finally gain back a bit of my muscular shape. After that we have a long rest. BATHEE and have lunch, Vegetable rice, Chai Fan. Wait for Coach for more training. Our usual drills. Tiring shit. Rest and waited Deyi Secondary to come. We won by 20plus I think? I think i score like 9points. LOL! And BATHEEE, then slack in indoor court. Some continue to play basketball, but I peng falling aslp after bathing. So damn nice to slp in indoor, the floor is same as SAS's indoor court(Singapore American School), the floor is soft and the fan is blowing on me straight. Wooo. Woke up and went to canteen for dinner. Had Chiken Rice. Go back indoor and I sleep again while some play basketball and Klinsman, RenHao went to prepare the nightwalk in school. Woke up, briefing and off we go. And I saw the weakness of many guys, they are afraid of the dark in school! LOL! I scare YongLong 2 times in a row using the same trick, scare AhBoy (BoonKeong)and Aloysius. We went around the school in our groups and we are needed to find small pieces of cardboard paper around the school, and each cardboard have clue which leads us to the next distination. COOOOOL EH?! Hahah. Then after my group complete, we scare other groups which have not completed. Meeting point in canteen and have our supper ROTIPRATAAAA. OH AM GEE! We eat finish alrdy still hungry he still decide to bring us to McDonalds, but we say dont want, cause he too nice, bu hao yi si. HAHAHA. So we bought Cup Noodle from 7-11 and went to staffroom to slack and eat our cup noodle. Went back indoor court and BATHEE! Finish bathing, those "BASKET" ballers jio me and tempt me to play basketball which make me Sweat Like Dog. Perspire Like Human. So i went BATHEE AGAIN! Bathe 4times on that day and Xuanwei bathe 5times. LOL! We like to bathe in the girls toilet. The cold water so shiok man, we keep bathing cause the water also not we pay, is school. HAHAHA! And the girl toilet smell is much better than the boys toilet which some soccer indian dog bathe and make the toilet stinks like shit. And Juniors bathe boys toilet, Seniors bathe girls toilet. And slack awhile while others asleep, and stare the ceiling until i sleep, which was around 3plus 4.

Day Two
Woke up 7plus 8. I am the last to wake up._. LOL! BATHEE. WOOO! Went to have breakfast, Bread + Nutella + Kaya._. Back to indoor court and get change for our training which is 9am. We train new drills and the drills are super useful and good. Not surprise to be taught such a useful and good drill by our coach, Ex Singapore Captain. HAHAH. Training til 11.30am. Took a rest, and BATHEE. Went to have our lunch, Nasi Lemak. Before we ate, we alrdy plan to do the hungry cheer and own the Councillors. Cause they also having camp and having lunch. WHO KNOWS THEY DO THE CHEER FIRST! But nvm, cause the councillors all sian sian one, we basketballers shuo hao le, yao own them. This is how it goes. BASKETBALLERS OEIII! "OEIIIII!" ARE YOU HUNGRYYY?! "HUNGRY HUNGRY,clapclap, VERY VERY, clapclap, HUNGRY VERY, clapclap, VERY HUNGRY, clapclap, JI KE LA KA PI AH PI AH, JI KE LA KA PI AH PI AH, JIAK!" and all of them look at us, and shocked. Even their instructor look at us. HAHAH! Went to AVT to watch a motivation movie. But got some problem occur, so we are unable to watch. So we watch some basketball dvd which Mr Ng brought. Then slacked in AVT, fall aslp._. and wake up watch some videos in youtube. Went back to indoor and i fall back to slp._. til Chai Chee Sec come. We won, 101:53. I did very well for that match. WOOOO. Those drills and training paid off. Quite happy with it. Score around 15 or 17points i think. 2 3pointer, the rest were fastbreaks and "weilun-super-drive-in" LOL! They played very rough, and Coach told us that not that purposely want to elbow here, pull there. Is they dont know how to play basketball, and i agree to that. I can see. Those people who dont know how to play basketball, play dirty, they wont know one. After the match, Chai Chee's Coach told us this, "Hey guys, you are playing basketball here, physical contact is a must for basketball. You are not playing netball here. And my players dont have the skills like you guys, I admit, you guys are strong, but I told my players that if they want to play well in basketball, they must bear the pain and contact they are going to make in basketball." Well I agree to Chai Chee's Coach. After the match, BATHEE! And when to canteen for BBQ. Woooo! Did the hungry cheer again. LOL! Starting I kept eating, then behind I ended up, keep helping people to bbq the food. Stingrays, Chicken chop, chicken wings, bee hoon, sausage, sweetcorn and satay. LOL! You guys know what I do best, I perspire a lot. And yeah, I bbq the food til my whole face and body shines. LOL! After that, juniors go back indoor, the seniors stayed outdoor and play basketball and talk. FeiFei, klins, XuanWei and me went to the councilor sleeping area and we scare them. LOL! I switch off the lights and after awhile knock the door, the girls scream inside. LOL! But in the end they found out is we do one._. Around 1am, Alicia came along and we went nightwalk around the school again. Around 2am, FeiFei, XuanWei, Kenneth and me went to gym. LOL! We are nuts right? 2am plus alrdy still go gym. HAHAH! After that went back to indoor, BATHEEE. And stare on the ceiling again. Thinking of her. Everynight man, I can't stop this, but everynight before I sleep I would think of you. What makes me, in you, think of you and melts my heart.

Day Three
Last to wake up again, went for breakfast. The rest ate their breakfast at canteen, while Klins, FeiFei, JingLong, XuanWei, YongLong and me went to staffroom for breakfast. And went back to indoor and dismissssssss.

I have many things to say to you, but howwww... Courage, please teach me how to be brave and say those words to her. Our distance is so far away now. HAISSSZZZXXX. But I don't know if you know that I'm loving you. Hope you will know. Well, the end._.

如果我说 爱没有如果
错过就过 你是不是会难过
若如果拿来当借口
那是不是有一点弱

如果我说 爱没有如果
真的爱我 就放手一搏
还想什么 还怕什么
快牵起我的手

有人说
世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死
而是我就站在你面前 你却不知道我爱你
我常说
如果人类连爱一个人都被自己绑住
那世界末日已来到
不需要等到地球毁灭掉的那天

如果 如果 如果 如果 如果
最后变成如果 我也不能接受
错过 错过 错过 错过 错过
我比你更难过 不会一错再错
嗯 这次不要再轻易错过

I know i have not been updating the blog, but i really have nothing to say about all these days. Exams period, sian-ness to the max. Hmm, anyway my results are quite good and shocking to me. I knew i didnt put in effort, but the results are good. Tyco maybe?

English - 55, C5
Chinese - 50, C6
EMaths - 64, B4 (i could have done better><)
AMaths - 26, F9 (totally no effort in studying AMaths)
PurePhyics - 70, A2 (Top in class, like my Sec 1 and 2 class)
PureChem- 56, C5 (Many fail, i am lucky that i passed)
Geog - 20/25
SS - 17/25
Geog + SS (Combined) - 74/100, A2

Now Holidays alrdy, feeling so moodless. I have a Basketball, and remedials.
1st, 8th, 10th, 12th June basketball training. 4th to 6th June basketball camp. 15th, 17th, 19th June Basketball Inter School League.
3rd June Chinese Oral, 4th June Phyics remedial, 9th June Chem remedial, 8th to 12th AMaths remedials. SUUUUUUCCCKKKKKS.

Here are some yellow jokes you can laugh at. Altho its very long, but just be patient and read, sure laugh later on. I laugh til peng! :D

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".
So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.
He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"

*I still got more if you want more, ask me in msn.

Tell me she knows, I don't think so. If you knows, please give me obvious hints.
Don't let me lost in the dark, thinking we are impossible my dear.
I've been looking for that someone, dreams can't take the place of loving you.
There's a million reasons why it's true.
When you look me in the eyes, I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I found my paradise, when you look me in the eyes.
No one knows why I'm into you,
Cause you'll never know what its like to walk in my shoes.
When you are by my side, I hold my head up but I have tongue-tied and speechless.
And now I just can't seem to understand you.
Just wanna be with you. 为何你Cinderella 留给我一望无际的思念.
你的笑容能让我开心一整夜, 好像拥有你在我生边. 让灰暗世界变成晴天.
如果真的不能在一起也没关系, 至少你懂我的心会在想你.
Or maybe 是我自做多情. Hmm, hope not.

"有人说,世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死. 而是我就站在你面前, 你却不知道我爱你"